Humour

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car dealership...

Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his grey hair.

'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the turnpike, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly guy as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Eventually he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!', so he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man, looking very seriously at the policeman, replied,'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a nice day, Sir.'